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[thebluewraith]

will pretty up later

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[ishotyouuu]

[There's another quiet few seconds.]

When it might trigger some bad memories. Which I'm guessing I just did. Sorry.

[thebluewraith]

[ He doesn't understand you, sir. ]

No you didn't.

[ishotyouuu]

You sure? Because I feel like I might've touched a nerve here.

[thebluewraith]

[ The way Wade is being considerate and empathetic to Fenris' plight is so unfamiliar it borderlines uncomfortable. He's not sure how to handle it, to be frank. ]

I assure you, no nerves were touched. I have long since come to terms with my affliction.

[ishotyouuu]

[There's another uncharacteristically long pause.]

You're a stronger man than me, Fen. Knew if I hung around you long enough I'd start finding more and more of your good points. ;D

[thebluewraith]

[ Now it's Fenris' turn to pause, but for him, it's not so uncharacteristic. ]

I suppose you're not as annoying as I originally thought.

[ishotyouuu]

omg

was that a legit compliment just now?????

[thebluewraith]

Don't read too much into it.

[ishotyouuu]

what i wanna be reading rite now is a restaurant menu

u hungry?

[thebluewraith]

I could use a drink.

[ If food happens that's fine he guesses. ]

What did you have in mind?

[ishotyouuu]

we could go 2 that fusion place u liked so much last time

the one with the spicy meat kabobs as big as ur head

[thebluewraith]

That sounds good to me. Provided they don't stare this time.

[ You ask for beetles on your kebab ONE TIME and then suddenly that warrants ten minutes of odd stares. Humans. ]

[ishotyouuu]

inorite?

totally rude

sometimes u want a different texture 2 even out ur meal

s'like when i got in trouble at catholic school 4 putting communion wafers in my chicken soup

they didnt have regular crackers wtf else was i supposed 2 do

[thebluewraith]

[ He can put together enough of what Wade just said to paint a detailed enough picture. He finds it amusing. ]

The devout are an uptight bunch, aren't they?

[ishotyouuu]

u aint kidding

if u shoved lumps of coal up their asses theyd turn into diamonds in two weeks

[thebluewraith]

[ Okay, that made him chuckle. Too bad Wade will never see it. ]

Reminds me of someone I used to know. Though I believe two weeks is being generous.

[ishotyouuu]

depends on how powerful the pucker, pally

[Nice alliteration, Wade.]

[thebluewraith]

Now you've gone too far.

[ishotyouuu]

listen eventually it was gonna happen

its just what happens when ur best friends w/ someone w/ a big mouth and no class

also u smiled at that dont lie 2 me ;D

[thebluewraith]

[ "Best friends"?

He can't say he was expecting that. Is that how Wade sees him? Truthfully, he can't even recall ever acknowledging Wade as a friend at all, but he supposes...that much at least makes sense. It feels right? It feels accurate.

Belatedly, he's realizing that they only have each other right now, don't they? ]

No comment.

Are we going to eat or not?

[ishotyouuu]

waiting on u grumpy gus

im in the foyer

[thebluewraith]

Don't call me that.

[ That's the last reply Wade will get before Fenris shows up a few minutes later. He arrives in a familiar blue shirt and pants more on the loose side, and of course, no shoes. He's still figuring out the wardrobe in this...time period? Universe? And what works best for him.

Shockingly, the pointy metal boots seem to be the only footwear he's been able to stand. ]

Ready when you are.

[ishotyouuu]

[Wade doesn't realize how accustomed he's gotten to seeing Fenris in his traditional armor until he arrives in the foyer wearing a decidedly more modern ensemble. Not that it's unwelcome, of course. Autumn dances around the two of them, grinning a doggy grin in apparent approval of Fenris's clothing choice.]

Hey, lookin' good there, Fen! Glad to see you're departing from the gothy chic a little.

[His eyes flick downwards at Fenris's feet.]

We've got to get you some decent footwear, though. I get that you have adorable piggies and you like to show 'em off whenever possible, but eventually we're gonna run into a place that has a "no shoes, no service" clause, y'know?

[thebluewraith]

[ Red tinges Fenris' cheeks as he glares at Wade. Did he just — why does he speak! Why does anyone allow this man to speak! ]

I don't need shoes. There are plenty of places around here that don't seem to mind, anyway. [ That, or they just don't say anything. He can put up with an odd look here and there because he's used to it.

He kneels down to greet Autumn, playfully tugging at her cheeks like he normally does. ] Footwear isn't necessary here. There aren't even any traps laying about.

[ishotyouuu]

Why the hell would you expect tra-- y'know what, never mind. Pretty sure I don't wanna know. I'm jussayin', it'd really bring the ensemble together if you just picked out the proper kicks.

I could be your shopping buddy, if you want. I tend to have a good eye for fashion.

[Wade you wear crocs on the regular no you fucking don't--]